Tap To Regret

Tap to Regret is a gloriously annoying, pointlessly addictive anti-game where every tap punishes you more. The button dances, the music speeds up, alerts pop up like your worst thoughts, and just when you think it's over—it opens a new browser tab. Features include visual chaos, fake achievements, randomized insults, and the creeping realization that this might be the highlight of your day. Welcome to your digital shame spiral.

Want me to update the metadata too, or are we just admiring the absurdity?